Weird, NY

Man walks in the door. Girl is waiting for him at the bar. They kiss quickly on the lips. “How did you get here?” “I walked. Through the zombies on 6th Street.” “The zombies?” “Yeah, the dudes that are passed out, standing up, bent in the middle, defying gravity.” “Oh, those zombies. What makes […]
Weird, NY

Chris, Boris, and Betsy face the audience in a cramped car bouncing along a dark country road. Its beams pick up dark deciduous forests and fields behind stone walls. In the front seat, Chris—driving—and Betsy are smoking. Boris is crouched in the back. Betsy leans out the window and yells. BETSY: Fuck Weird! Fuck New […]